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4/2/1999 16:39 PT

Spice Girls announce
Vicki Lynn
as Ginger's replacement

Vicki Lynn has been announced as the newest member of the Spice Girls, replacing Geri Hariwell (Ginger Spice), who left the group on May 31 because of "creative differences."

As soon as we saw Vicki Lynn we were all like, "Hello!" Posh Spice Victoria Adams said recently, then added, "I know the Spice Girls will have awesome like success in their future activities with Vicki Lynn. Still!"

Newest Spice Girl
"Hot Spice"

"I was like chatting with my web friends when I heard Ginger quit. I knew I had a chance because I can not sing and have no talent what so ever. OK. So all right. OK. Me! " said Vicki Lynn, who plans to be called Hot Spice.

F U L L   S T O R Y


Hanks to get $17 million for "Apollo" sequel

Hanks

Tom Hanks will earn at least $17 million for starring in the sequel to Apollo XIII, which will open next Christmas. The Touchhome Pictures film, titled "Apollo XIII II," will tell the story of a secret space safari to seek signs of past life on the moon. Hanks and his fellow astronauts, including Sigourney Weaver and Johnny Quest, will camp out on the dark side of the moon and discover things far more scary than rocks and old golf balls.


 


Congratulations, Vicki Lynn! Someone cared enough to create this special Headline News page just for you.

Who did it? Umm, OK, it was Kyle.

Photo of Hot Spice was added personally and is not part of the WWWeekly Globes service.

This gag was created in a spirit of fun. If you didn't find it funny we wish to express our most sincere regrets.



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